Assorted Thoughts

My organic prof was totally insane on Friday. At the beginning of class he pulled this t-shirt that had a crazy professor on it over top of his shirt. Then about half an hour into the class, a toddler wearing a Winnie-the-Pooh costume comes stolling into the front of the class. Bear in mind there's like 400 people in the room. So of course, all the girls start going "awwwwww," which is really funny when a lot of people do it at the same time. Then what was presumable the toddler's sister comes into the room, so my prof goes over gives the toddler a balloon. Then he puts on a floppy pumpkin hat, picks up the kid and gives her some candy, puts her down and starts hucking candy at us. In the middle of class. One hit my head. Anyway, before all that happened he was demonstrating something with lime juice, so he had this lime for the demonstration. He pulls out the lime and says, "What goes good with limes?" And then he whips out this bottle of beer and says, "Alcohol!" And then he takes a swig. In the middle of class. We applaud him and leave ten minutes early.
Now if that's not a cool prof, I don't know what is.