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lunedì, novembre 03, 2003
Ok, ok, here by popular demand is my latest rambling, THE ESSAY.
THE OUS OF SUPERFLU
AKA
SUPERFLUOUSEST
In this time that we live, there are numerous views on the subject of "old lady." Two of the most prevailing opinions on this matter are "shut up, Amanda!" and "lovely day."
The origin of "shut up, Amanda!" is unknown. It has been in existence for several million centuries. There are many different reasons for "shut up, Amanda!" including extensive conversations about certain people, counting abbage, and the designation of Lo as "old lady." "Old lady" was born when Amanda saw the Lo a-glaring at her. Thus, a "shut up, Amanda!" was in order.
The second most prominent opinion on "old lady" belongs to Amanda, and is known as "lovely day." This view is unobserved by everyone else, as Amanda is the only one who knows what the #@*! it means. On closer inspection, "lovely day," as sung by Amanda, can sound like "lovely" or "lully day," neither of which make any sense. The bizarre habits of Amanda have led the local authorities to believe that she is criminally insane.
In conclusion, I believe that Hamlet really does love Ophelia more than Laertes does, because laertes is her brother, and that's just gross. In addition, the climate of Denmark is comparable to that of our beloved land of Indosia. Currently it is snowy. This has caused it to be cold, and yet the cafeteria lady will not let us leave, although, as she claims, she "knows we're trying to leave." Therefore, Amanda's sidestepping efforts have failed us all. Stef has flat fingers, and, as Amanda so ingeniously stated, "she fingered them all."
In conclusion (part II), although Amanda has devised a clever new way of storing her water bottle, which has even been dubbed as "hot" and "stylin'" by the Lo, she still has not provided sufficient reasoning for her "lovely day" theory. As a result, it has been banned by the Better Business Bureau as conclusively WRONG (Article 3, Paragraph 7). Therefore, "shut up, Amanda!" is now viewed as the proper and polite opinion (Camel Acts, Stef the Gypsy, 1912).
By the Lo
Edited by Da and Ste
THE OUS OF SUPERFLU
AKA
SUPERFLUOUSEST
In this time that we live, there are numerous views on the subject of "old lady." Two of the most prevailing opinions on this matter are "shut up, Amanda!" and "lovely day."
The origin of "shut up, Amanda!" is unknown. It has been in existence for several million centuries. There are many different reasons for "shut up, Amanda!" including extensive conversations about certain people, counting abbage, and the designation of Lo as "old lady." "Old lady" was born when Amanda saw the Lo a-glaring at her. Thus, a "shut up, Amanda!" was in order.
The second most prominent opinion on "old lady" belongs to Amanda, and is known as "lovely day." This view is unobserved by everyone else, as Amanda is the only one who knows what the #@*! it means. On closer inspection, "lovely day," as sung by Amanda, can sound like "lovely" or "lully day," neither of which make any sense. The bizarre habits of Amanda have led the local authorities to believe that she is criminally insane.
In conclusion, I believe that Hamlet really does love Ophelia more than Laertes does, because laertes is her brother, and that's just gross. In addition, the climate of Denmark is comparable to that of our beloved land of Indosia. Currently it is snowy. This has caused it to be cold, and yet the cafeteria lady will not let us leave, although, as she claims, she "knows we're trying to leave." Therefore, Amanda's sidestepping efforts have failed us all. Stef has flat fingers, and, as Amanda so ingeniously stated, "she fingered them all."
In conclusion (part II), although Amanda has devised a clever new way of storing her water bottle, which has even been dubbed as "hot" and "stylin'" by the Lo, she still has not provided sufficient reasoning for her "lovely day" theory. As a result, it has been banned by the Better Business Bureau as conclusively WRONG (Article 3, Paragraph 7). Therefore, "shut up, Amanda!" is now viewed as the proper and polite opinion (Camel Acts, Stef the Gypsy, 1912).
By the Lo
Edited by Da and Ste
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